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The Jules officially comments on seasonal weather conditions

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BERLIN, Jan. 5, 2016 — In a sudden turn of events, it started snowing. The Jules officially acknowledges and approves of the occurrence of a slight layer of small frozen crystals on the ground.

We have anticipated the seasonal change of the aggregate state in which water enters the lower part of the atmosphere and are committed to communicating the news through all our marketing channels, leverage the incredible business opportunities through a full range of 360° franchise exploitation strategies while also delivering a premium experience to our loyal customers”, said The Jules, founder and chairman of The Jules. He added: “We also formed a crack team of industry veterans to determine what the hell the previous sentence is supposed to mean.

About The Jules
The Jules lives in Berlin. He smart.

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